I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
