Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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