I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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