What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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