fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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