Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
