Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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