Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Randomize
