Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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