Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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