I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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