Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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