that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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