ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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