Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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