my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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