Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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