that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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