YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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