seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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