so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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