I wanna bring you to show and tell
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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