:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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