I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
