I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
then he tried to convert me to islam
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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