: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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