At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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