I think my vagina is haunted
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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