Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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