He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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