I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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