You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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