are you so shy because you have an std?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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