Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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