I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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