If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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