Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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