Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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