i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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