And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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