I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'm really busy with my period
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