It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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