I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
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so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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