Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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