I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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