You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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