i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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