That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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