check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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