garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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