It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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