I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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