Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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