Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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