bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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