i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
NoShamevember. You game?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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