I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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